Collected Thoughts of the Day

• 09:39 Instead of calling it "dreaming", think of it as "all night hallucination partying". #
• 09:44 Space Shuttle Simulator kills 6 in China RT: @BreakingNews: bit.ly/aVyRE2 #
• 10:33 Even when thinking w/the little head? RT @rameshgandhi: Humans: only creatures whose sexual desire reside in the brain not the sex organs. #
• 11:13 Read this before you get married: bit.ly/d0TMQo #
• 12:34 RT @TheOnion: Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be onion.com/9fFoAD #
• 12:59 Just to be sure -- the cat doesn't have bionic legs by any reasonable definition of the word bionic. bit.ly/dmz3Fx #
• 14:44 When I see polenta on ritzy restaurant menus, I remember my grandmother saying they left Italy so they could stop eating that peasant food. #
• 17:07 I need to become expert in spherical trigonometry in the next 30 minutes. Anyone have the brain peptides to spare? #
• 17:16 Re:Spherical Trig Help - false alarm. I realized I could eliminate one dimension, flatten it out, and treat it like 2D trig. #
• 22:30 For every ton of oil, 1/2 ton of methan e is released from #oilspill bit.ly/bQu4pq #
• 22:38 One bbl of #oil is 42 gallons. At .95 specific gravity of water, 1 bbl weighs ~320 lbs. bit.ly/bQu4pq #
• 22:39 If #deepwaterhorizon #oilspill has released 7 million barrels of oil, that's 2.2 billion pounds of oil, and 1.1 billion pounds of methane. #
• 23:07 Methane has 21x the greenhouse gas effect of CO2. So the #oilspill has released the equivalent of 24 billion lbs of CO2. #
• 23:09 If one car emits 11 tons of CO2 per year, the #oilspill's 24 billion lbs in 70 days is like 5 million extra cars on the road. #
• 23:10 (((((8 * .95) * 42) * 7 200 000 * .5 * 21) / 2 000) / 11) * 5 = 5 484 436.36 #
• 01:07 For every tweeter? Or just extroverts? RT: @nxthompson: @penenberg Tweeting releases oxytocin, which makes us kind. bit.ly/ah8gia #