Collected Thoughts of the Day

• 15:14 Ventriloquist Shari Lewis, Lamb Chop's pal, wrote the ST:TOS episode "The Lights of Zetar" about ventriloquist aliens: bit.ly/cHsyEc #
• 18:46 Found a wallet in the street. Afraid to take it to a police station, for fear of a sting operation. bit.ly/cKtQDg #
• 18:47 I found the wallet owner's phone number; voice mailbox is full, can't leave a message. #
• 18:49 Called #311 to ask for advice about the wallet I found. They said take it to a police station. I asked about stings. They said not to worry. #
• 18:51 Took the wallet to local precinct, whic h I just discovered is not a precinct but an NYPD "task force". Whatever that is.Out of my hands now. #